Month: August 2005

The world is getting weirder

The world is getting weirder

This story of a boy fascinated by rubbish trucks and wants to be a dustman when he grows up is just too weird. Gordon, who has a growing collection of toy refuse vehicles, said the best part of the trip was “putting the bins on the back of the dustbin” and “pressing the big button”. …

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Kerala Indian restaurant, Central London

Kerala Indian restaurant, Central London

I’ve been to Kerala (Indian restaurant near Oxford Circus in Central London) again and it’s just as good as it was when I first went and wrote about it here. I just want to make sure enough people go there to keep it open (it seems busy enough) so hopefully this should appear in some …

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PHP 4 foreach as references

PHP 4 foreach as references

PHP 4 doesn’t seem to create references for objects in foreach loops. e.g. the following will not change the original objects: foreach($placeholder as $contentBlock) { $contentBlock->setPosition(1); } The value of the position property in the original object will remain unaffected. This is quite rubbish. To get round it you need to get all the array …

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PHP 4 annoyances ( = rant)

PHP 4 annoyances ( = rant)

After working with PHP 5 for quite some time now, I’ve had to go back to PHP 4 to develop a CMS for a client’s site where we don’t have much over the hosting environment. Going back to the old version has annoyed me quite a few times already and it’s probably made worse by …

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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (for the worst writing)

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (for the worst writing)

These awards for the worst writing of 2005 make excellent reading. Some of my favourites Captain Burton stood at the bow of his massive sailing ship, his weathered face resembling improperly cured leather that wouldn’t even be used to make a coat or something.Bryan Semrow, Oshkosh, WI It was high noon in the jungles of …

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