My shoes

A few people have commented on my multi-purpose shoes in the past, and how they seem to serve for most occasions, and thinking about it I’ve realised they’ve probably done more than a lot of people including:

• Parachuting
• A trip to Vietnam
• Go-karting
• Flown a helicopter
• Flown a plane
• Cycled to Hove
• Starred in a music video

There are plenty of people alive who haven’t done so much, so think about that you shoe-mockers.