Pizzas causing trouble

Two apparently unrelated stories:

Army pilot rap over
pizza flight

“A lieutenant has been disciplined after using an Army helicopter to deliver
a pizza to his girlfriend.”

Anger
over fireman’s ‘pizza trip’

“Sydney firemen were reportedly unable to answer a call-out because their
fire engine was being used by a firefighter to collect a pizza.”

Is this the start of an unarmed uprising by pizzas? It seems very suspicious
to me…