Two apparently unrelated stories:
Army pilot rap over
pizza flight
“A lieutenant has been disciplined after using an Army helicopter to deliver
a pizza to his girlfriend.”
Anger
over fireman’s ‘pizza trip’
“Sydney firemen were reportedly unable to answer a call-out because their
fire engine was being used by a firefighter to collect a pizza.”
Is this the start of an unarmed uprising by pizzas? It seems very suspicious
to me…