Got to love this story about Ancient phallus unearthed in cave on the BBC site. One of the best things about it is the fact that they didn’t know what it was until they found the last piece. ‘…it was only with the discovery of a 14th fragment last year that they were able finally to work out the “jigsaw”.’ I have this image of a load of scientists standing around and putting the last piece of the “jigsaw” in and suddenly realising “oooohhhh…. it’s a stone penis!”.