Bethnal Green, oh how we’ll miss your crime

It seems that someone’s stolen the entrance mat to our office over the weekend. It’s about 5 feet by 8 feet, was hard-wearing, fireproof (we know as the local kids gave it a good go) and was a kind of dark blue/grey.

If you see someone suspiciously installing a piece of slightly worn carpet in a slightly smaller office entranceway then please do give the police a call.