Category: Funny

Gordon Strachan – Football Manager and Comic Genius

Gordon Strachan – Football Manager and Comic Genius

On Wayne Rooney… “It’s an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.” Reporter: “Gordon, can we have a quick word please?” Strachan: “Velocity” [walks off] Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today? Strachan: What …

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Play Poker – win some Shat

Play Poker – win some Shat

GoldenPalace.com have bought William Shatner’s kidney stone, so there’s no better reason to sign up with them I reckon. BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Actor Shatner sells kidney stone

Asskicking Device

Asskicking Device

This video shows what someone has managed to do with the Half-life 2 game engine, presumably making a lot of use of the built in physics: Asskicking Device.

Extreme Skipping

Extreme Skipping

Possibly the extreme sport to take up for anyone with a new year’s resolution to do more exercise. This is just as impressive as all that free running stuff in my book: ::: EXTREME SKIPPING :::

Cad monkey

Cad monkey

Although this is very relevant to my old architecture days, I think the message is going to be familiar to anyone who works in an office: change it to ‘Code monkey’ and the joke’s the same.

Martial Arts Monkey

Martial Arts Monkey

Few things can lay greater claim to ‘do exactly what they say on the tin’ than Martial Arts Monkey. (Except for the fact it’s a chimp, not a monkey, but who cares).

Joke

Joke

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that …

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