Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (for the worst writing)
These awards for the worst writing of 2005 make excellent reading. Some of my favourites Captain Burton stood at the bow of his massive sailing ship, his weathered face resembling improperly cured leather that wouldn’t even be used to make a coat or something.Bryan Semrow, Oshkosh, WI It was high noon in the jungles of …