Horoscopes for the week starting Monday 13th March 2006: Aries March 21-April 19 On Friday you’ll be thinking about taking a cheap city break. Thoughts of Paris will make you wonder why they didn’t realise how much of a laughing stock they would be when they built the Blackpool Tower. Taurus April 20-May 20 Try …
Why go to a pound shop when you can save a penny by going to the 99p shop instead? Just think how the savings add up – buy 99 crap things, get 1 free.
I’ve no idea, I can’t lipread.
Hopefully Orvil will pass it on to Keith Harris:
Horoscopes for the week starting 27th February 2006: Aries March 21-April 19 On Tuesday you may have pasta. Usually, you make too much pasta, but be careful that this week you don’t overcompensate and make too little. Taurus April 20-May 20 If it rains, take an umbrella with you to prevent you getting too wet, …
Those birds should listen to their mothers:
Here are some horoscopes for the week starting 20th February 2006. I think I have a natural gift to share with the world: Aries March 21-April 19 You may see a squirrel this week. Don’t worry, you’re not hallucinating: everyone sees them. If it looks to be carrying a briefcase and riding a moped then …
“We kept it safe, and I always said ‘on my 50th wedding anniversary I’m going to eat that chicken’ – so I did” BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Husband eats 50-year-old chicken
But it remains to be seen whether the cloud of uncertainty currently plaguing their build-up will dog their vision on the track. Does uncertainty come in clouds? Do clouds generally go round plaguing things? Do clouds ‘dog’ anything? From an article on the BBC site about Renault’s Formula 1 prospects in 2006.
We all recognise this situation: